Floatation device

ABSTRACT

The present invention relates generally to a slot and hole combination incorporated in a device to keep containers from tipping over. In one embodiment the slot and hole combination is incorporated into a flotation device for use in lakes, pools, hot tubs, spas, etc. for floating containers filled with beverages.

CROSS REFERENCE TO RELATED APPLICATION

This application is a conversion of and claims priority to prior U.S.Provisional Patent Application Ser. No. 61/197,229 which is entitledFloatation Device and is herein incorporated by reference.

BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION

1. Field of the Invention

The present invention relates generally to a slot and hole combinationincorporated in a device to keep containers from tipping over. In oneembodiment the slot and hole combination is incorporated into aflotation device for use in lakes, pools, hot tubs, spas, etc. forfloating beverage containers.

2. Problems in the Art

U.S. Pat. No. 6,607,090 to Doerr, describes a device that includes apocket attached to a floatation device to buoy a container. This deviceis designed to hold a can, but is not suitable for easy removal of acontainer such as, but not limited to stemware including a wine glass,brandy snifter, champagne flute, cocktail glass, margarita glass orchampagne coupe; cone shaped glasses such as a shot glass, collinsglass, or an old-fashioned glass; beer glasses such as a pilsner glass,pint glass, or wheat beer glass, etc

U.S. Pat. No. 6,616,493 to Powell, et al, describes a device that isdesigned to hold a can in place using friction. This device requires ahole of a particular size in order to float a can, and therefore is notsuitable for use with containers of varying size such as, but notlimited to stemware including a wine glass, brandy snifter, champagneflute, cocktail glass, margarita glass or champagne coupe; cone shapedglasses such as a shot glass, collins glass, or an old-fashioned glass;beer glasses such as a pilsner glass, pint glass, or wheat beer glass,etc.

U.S. Pat. No. 6,029,846 to Mueller, describes a device that is designedwith provisions to hold more than one can, where the multiple provisionsare required by the specification and claims. Furthermore, this deviceis not suitable for easy removal of a single container such as, but notlimited to stemware including a wine glass, brandy snifter, champagneflute, cocktail glass, margarita glass or champagne coupe; cone shapedglasses such as a shot glass, collins glass, or an old-fashioned glass;beer glasses such as a pilsner glass, pint glass, or wheat beer glass,etc

U.S. Pat. No. 5,088,948 to Scheurer describes a complicated, multi-piececontainer that is designed to float, not a device that is designed tobuoy separate containers such as, but not limited to stemware includinga wine glass, brandy snifter, champagne flute, cocktail glass, margaritaglass or champagne coupe; cone shaped glasses such as a shot glass,collins glass, or an old-fashioned glass; beer glasses such as a pilsnerglass, pint glass, or wheat beer glass, etc.

U.S. Pat. No. 4,571,194 to Kiss, et al, describes a device that is largeand requires inflation in order to buoy a container.

U.S. Pat. No. 4,887,716 to Abraham, describes a device that is designedwith provisions to hold more than one container, where the multipleprovisions are required by the specification and claims.

U.S. Pat. No. 6,991,505 to Wells, describes a beverage floatation devicethat requires the use of a vertical stabilizer.

United States Patent Application 20080078788 to Degges, et al, describesa complicated, multi-piece floatation device that requires the use of acounter weight.

United States Patent Application 20040040968 to Visser, describes acomplicated, multi-piece floatation device that requires the use of asealable container.

United States Patent Application 20060098672 to Oakes, describes adevice that requires the container to be supported by friction.

United States Patent Application 20050133510 to Lake, describes a devicethat includes a pocket to receive the container. Furthermore, thisdevice is not suitable for easy removal of a container such as, but notlimited to stemware including a wine glass, brandy snifter, champagneflute, cocktail glass, margarita glass or champagne coupe; cone shapedglasses such as a shot glass, collins glass, or an old-fashioned glass;beer glasses such as a pilsner glass, pint glass, or wheat beer glass,etc.

United States Patent Application 20070034632 to Luther, describes adevice that is placed within a can to create buoyancy. This device isnot suitable for the floatation of an open top container such as, butnot limited to stemware including a wine glass, brandy snifter,champagne flute, cocktail glass, margarita glass or champagne coupe;cone shaped glasses such as a shot glass, collins glass, or anold-fashioned glass; beer glasses such as a pilsner glass, pint glass,or wheat beer glass, etc.

What is needed therefore, is an unfilled need for a system, method, andapparatus for a floatation device that is cost effective, easy to make,simple to use and has a wide range of uses, which solves these and otherproblems. This invention has as its primary objective fulfillment ofthis need.

Features of the Invention

A general feature of the present invention is the provision of system,method, and apparatus which includes a slot and hole combinationincorporated in a device to keep containers from tipping over, whichovercomes the problems found in the prior art.

Another general feature of the present invention is the provision ofsystem, method, and apparatus which includes a slot and hole combinationincorporated in a flotation device for use in lakes, pools, hot tubs,spas, etc. for floating beverage containers and to keep them fromtipping over, which overcomes the problems found in the prior art.

A more specific feature of the present invention is the provision of aslot and hole combination apparatus in a device designed to float and toprevent beverage containers from tipping over, in which the slot extendsfrom the hole through one edge of the device.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of acombination slot and hole apparatus, in which the hole is beveled normalto the through axis of the hole.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a slot andhole combination apparatus in a device designed to float and to preventbeverage containers from tipping over, in which the slot extends fromthe hole through one edge of the device, and furthermore in which theslot radiates from the hole in a straight line.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a slot andhole combination apparatus in a device designed to float and to preventbeverage containers from tipping over, in which the slot extends fromthe hole through one edge of the device, and furthermore in which theslot is radiates from the hole in a curved line.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of acombination slot and hole apparatus, in which the hole supports thebeverage container using an interference fit and not friction.

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a donut.

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a flying disc (Frisbee™).

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a rubber vehicle tire.

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a bagel.

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a phonograph record.

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich the provision of a device, which is designed to float thatincorporates a slot and hole combination apparatus, resembles a CompactDisc (CD).

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a Digital Versatile Disc (DVD).

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a wheel.

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a bulls-eye target.

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a clock face.

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a hub cap.

Another feature of the present invention is a method of marketing inwhich a device, which is designed to float that incorporates a slot andhole combination apparatus, resembles a flying saucer.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is hollow, and contains a kaleidoscope.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is hollow, and contains a liquid orcombination of liquids which are prismatic.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of a faceted, translucent materialwhich is prismatic.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of wood.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of plastic.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of vinyl.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of PVC.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of bamboo.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of teak.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of acrylic.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of Lexan™

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of foam.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of cork.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of an inflatable material such asrubber.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of latex.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of metal.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of steel.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of aluminum.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of brass.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of bronze.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of stainless steel.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of pumice.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of recycled materials.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is made of nanofoam materials.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore has at least one textured surface.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore has a vinyl coated surface.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore has a logo printed or imprinted on thesurface, such as, but not limited to, a NFL team, a MLB team, a NBAteam, a college football team, a NHL team, a NASCAR driver, a company, acollege or university, a religious organization, a governmental agency,etc.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, in which the horizontal plane of the device is generallycircular.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, in which the horizontal plane of the device is generally aregular polygon.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, in which the horizontal plane of the device is generally anirregular polygon.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, in which the horizontal plane of the device is generally anirregular polygon, which is designed to invoke the outline of a familiarimage, such as, but not limited to, a flower, a heart, a shoe sole, acar, an animal head, a human head, the sun, the moon, etc.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, in which the horizontal plane of the device is generally anirregular polygon, which is designed to invoke the outline of a familiarimage, such as, but not limited to, a logo.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, in which the horizontal plane of the device is generally anirregular polygon that is designed to fit together like a puzzle piecewith other devices of the present invention.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore has a metallic edge for the purpose ofmaking a “clinking sound” when touched together with other devices ofthe present invention, such as when raising “a toast” to one another.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, in which the material, such as, but not limited to a foam, isof at least one color.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore has a painted surface of at least onecolor.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore has an anodized surface of at least onecolor.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore has a glow-in-the dark surface of at leastone color.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated lighting systemwith lights of at least one color.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated lighting systemwith lights of at least one color, which are steady burn lights.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated lighting systemwith lights of at least one color, which blink randomly.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated lighting systemwith lights of at least one color, which blink sequentially.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates waterproof RFID technology.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated waterproof radioand speakers to play music.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated waterproof AppleIPOD docking station.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated waterproofrestaurant paging system.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated pocket or slotfor a hotel room key.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated waterproof,wireless remote control system for returning the present invention tothe beverage owner.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated waterproofpocket for items such as a cell phone, cigarettes, lighter, keys,glasses, sun screen, etc.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates an integrated lanyard forhanging around a person's neck.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates a one-dimensional barcode foridentification.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore incorporates a two-dimensional barcode foridentification.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is designed as part of a collectibleseries.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is designed to be a tradeshow give away.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates a slot and hole combinationapparatus, which furthermore is designed with outriggers.

Another feature of the present invention is the provision of a device,which is designed to float that incorporates an insulated portion formaintaining the temperature of a liquid contained in a container that isbeing floated.

Another general feature of the present invention is the provision of asystem, method, and apparatus which includes a hole incorporated into atable top to accept a beverage container using the present inventionfrom tipping over, which overcomes the problems found in the prior art.

One or more of these and/or other objects, features or advantages of thepresent invention will become apparent from the following specificationand claims.

SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION

The present invention relates generally to a device for use in lakes,pools, hot tubs, and other places with water for floating containers.More specifically, the present invention relates to a floatation devicefor a container such as, but not limited to stemware including a wineglass, brandy snifter, champagne flute, cocktail glass, margarita glassor champagne coupe; cone shaped glasses such as a shot glass, collinsglass, or an old-fashioned glass; beer glasses such as a pilsner glass,pint glass, or wheat beer glass, etc. The containers can hold liquidssuch as, but not limited to a beverage, or bulk materials such as butnot limited to food, candies, or items such as, but not limited tocandles or flowers.

The two primary differences between the present invention and prior artare: 1) designed for use with a container, and 2) designed to hold thecontainer by the use of an interference fit and not friction.

In addition, other differences between the present invention and priorart are: 1) the integration of an optional waterproof electronic modulethat can be used for 1) communications, 2) as an AM/FM radio, 3) as aninterface for USB devices, 4) as an interface for an IPOD or MP3 player,5) as a power module for a lighting system, 6) as an RFID tag, 7) as apager in a restaurant paging system, and 8) as a remote control.

In addition, other differences between the present invention and priorart are: 1) the integration of waterproof pockets for credit cards, bankcards, hotel keys, cigarettes, cigars, lighters, etc.

A more complete understanding of the system, method, and apparatus forthe floatation of beverages in lakes, pools, hot tubs, spas, etc., willbe afforded to those skilled in the art, as well as a realization of theadditional features and advantages thereof, by a consideration of thefollowing detailed description of the preferred embodiment. Referencewill be made to the appended drawings which will first be describedbriefly.

BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE DRAWINGS

FIG. 1 a is a pictoral representation of the preferred embodiment of thepresent invention.

FIG. 1 b is a pictoral representation of the preferred embodiment of thepresent invention being used in conjunction with container asillustrated in FIG. 2.

FIG. 1 c is a pictoral representation of an alternative embodiment ofthe present invention.

FIG. 1 d is a pictoral representation of an alternative embodiment ofthe present invention.

FIG. 2 is a pictoral representation of a type of container used with thepresent invention.

FIG. 3 is a pictoral representation of a type of container used inconjunction with the present invention resting on a table top.

FIG. 4 a is a pictoral representation of an optional waterproofelectronic module for use in conjunction with the present invention.

FIG. 4 b is a pictoral representation of an optional base station foruse in conjunction with at least one electronic module.

FIG. 5 is a pictoral representation of a telecommunication network foruse in conjunction with the present invention.

FIG. 6 is a pictoral representation of a floatation device withintegrated insulated jacket.

DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF AN EXEMPLARY EMBODIMENT

The present invention relates generally to a device for use in lakes,pools, hot tubs, spas, etc., for floating beverages. More specifically,the present invention relates to a floatation device for a containersuch as, but not limited to stemware including a wine glass, brandysnifter, champagne flute, cocktail glass, margarita glass or champagnecoupe; cone shaped glasses such as a shot glass, collins glass, or anold-fashioned glass; beer glasses such as a pilsner glass, pint glass,or wheat beer glass, etc. The containers can hold liquids such as, butnot limited to a beverage, or bulk materials such as but not limited tofood, candies, or items such as, but not limited to candles or flowers.

FIG. 1 a is a pictoral representation of the preferred embodiment of thepresent invention. The present invention is a floatation device 100,which is comprised of a combination slot 110 and hole 130 for use inbuoying up container 200 as shown in FIG. 2 in places such as, but notlimited to, lakes, pools, hot tubs, spas, etc. Buoyancy is the upwardforce on an object produced by the surrounding liquid or gas in which itis fully or partially immersed, due to the pressure difference of thefluid between the top and bottom of the object. The net upward buoyancyforce is equal to the magnitude of the weight of fluid displaced by thebody. This force enables the object to float. FIG. 1 a illustrates asingle floatation device 100; alternatively two floatation devices canbe used to provide additional buoyancy. Also, the second floatationdevice 100 (not shown) can be rotated the horizontal plane relative toone another so slots 110 (one illustrated, one not shown) aren'toverlaid on top of one another to create a locking effect.

FIG. 2 is a pictoral representation of container, 200 which includes abowl 210, a stem 220, and a base 230. FIG. 2 also slows an optionalweight 240 that is designed to slip around the stem 220. Optional weight240 is used for stability when floating containers with the presentinvention. A secondary purpose of optional weight 240 is that ofidentification such as, but not limited to, by color, or initials beingprinted or imprinted, etc. Typically, the optional weight 240 could bemade of metal or sand bag type ‘neck pillow’, but could be made of anymaterial of sufficient density.

Slot 110 as shown in FIG. 1 a is linear and has edges that generallyextend parallel to a radius that extends from the center of hole 130 toedge 140. Slot 110 extends through edge 140 and through thecircumference of hole 130. Slot 110 may be of a size greater than themaximum cross-sectional dimension of stem 220 of container 200 as shownin FIG. 2 in order to allow container 200 to easily slide through slot110 and rest in bevel 120 of flotation device 100. Slot 110 may be of asize that is smaller than the maximum cross-sectional dimension of stem220 of container 200 as shown in FIG. 2 if the material of floatationdevice 100 is flexible enough to allow slot 110 to be made temporarilylarge enough to accept stem 220 by twisting or bending flotation device100. If slot 110 is smaller than the maximum cross-sectional dimensionof stem 220 as shown in FIG. 2 this will allow slot 110 to act as aretainer to keep container 200 from easily slipping out of the presentinvention, floatation device 100. The circumference of hole 130 issmaller than the bowl 210 of container 200 as shown in FIG. 1 b, whichillustrates that container 200 is not held in place in flotation device100 by the sole means of friction, rather container 200 is held inpresent invention, floatation device 100, by means of an interferencefit. Hole 130 is beveled from the bottom surface of flotation device 100to the top surface of flotation device 100. Bevel 120 can be straight orcurved, and is meant to hold container 200 generally in an uprightposition by means of friction, but once again, it is important to notethe friction between bevel 120 and container 200 is not the means ofkeeping container 200 from slipping through the hole 130 of the presentinvention, flotation device 100.

FIG. 1 a also shows an optional electronic module 160 for integrationinto floatation device 100.

FIG. 1 a also shows an optional hole 170 in floatation device 100 foruse in securing a lanyard 180. The lanyard 180 can be closed, or be ableto be clasped together. The lanyard 180 can be used to hang the presentinvention 100 around a person's neck. Also, a clasped lanyard 180 can beunclasped and if a spring loaded clip is used as the clasp, the lanyard180 can be attached to a stationary object, person's swimming suit,etc., in order to prevent the present invention 100 from floating away.Lanyards that are closed or clasped are well known in the art.Optionally, hole 170 could be replaced with an integrated or attachedclosed eye.

FIG. 1 a also shows an optional hard surface 145 for ‘clinking’ togethertwo or more floatation devices 100, as for ‘a toast’, etc.

Another optional feature of the present invention is the provision of awaterproof pocket apparatus (not shown) attached or integrated to hold ahotel room key, cell phone, cigarettes, cigars, lighter, keys, glasses,sun screen, etc. Waterproof pockets are well known in the art.

Another optional feature of the present invention is the provision of anintegrated or attached device (not shown), which is a wireless remotecontrol system that includes steering, and a jet or propellers forreturning the present invention to the beverage owner.

Another optional feature of the present invention is the provision aone-dimensional barcode (not shown) for purposes of identification.One-dimensional barcodes are well known in the art.

Another optional feature of the present invention is the provision atwo-dimensional barcode (not shown) for purposes of identification.Two-dimensional bar codes are well known in the art.

Chart 1 below lists a wide variety of materials for use in makingfloatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 a. These lists areexemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 1 Floatation Device 100 Materials Metals and metal alloys, suchas, but not limited to, aluminum, brass, bronze, copper, nickel, pewter,steel, stainless steel, tin, zinc, etc. Plastics from classifications,such as, but not limited to, acrylics, polyesters, silicones,polyurethanes, halogenated plastics, thermoplastics, thermosets,elastomers, structural, etc. Some common plastics from theseclassifications, include, but limited to, polystyrene (PS) polyvinylchloride (PVC), polyamide (PA) also known as Nylon, synthetic rubber,polymethyl methacrylate (PMMA)as known as acrylic, polypropolene (PP),polyurethane (PU), polyethylene terephthalate (PET or PETE) also knownas Dacron, polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE) also known as Teflon,bioplastics, polycarbonate (PC) also known as Lexan, acrylonitrilebutadiene styrene (ABS), polymethyl methacrylate (PMMA) also known asPlexiglass, and melamine formaldehyde (MF), etc. Woods includingsoftwoods and hardwoods, such as, but not limited to, cedar, cypress,fir, hemlock, pine, spruce, ash, balsa, birch, cherry, cottonwood, elm,mahogany, maple, oak, teak, walnut, willow, bamboo, etc. Other materialsinclude, but not limited to, nanofoam, foam, cork, rubber, recycledmaterials such as foam rubber or tires, pumice, etc. Other materialproperties, such as, but not limited to, translucent materials,insulating materials, combination of materials such as, but not limitedto, wood and metal, wood and plastic, metal and plastic, etc.

Chart 2 below lists a wide variety of shapes for use in makingfloatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 a. These lists areexemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 2 Flotation Device 100 Shapes Circular or round shapes, such as,but not limited to, a donut, a Frisbee, a tire for a vehicle, a bagel, aphonograph record, a CD, a DVD, a clock face, a bulls eye target, aflying saucer, a hubcap, a planet such as the earth or moon, a ball,Christmas tree balls, various types of other balls, a Christmas wreath,various types of other holiday shapes such as a pumpkin, other fruits orvegetables, etc. Regular polygon shapes, such as, but not limited to,triangle, square, pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octagon, etc. Irregularpolygon shapes, such as, but not limited to, a triagon, quadragon,pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octagon, etc. Regular or irregular shapesthat are hollow, which can encapsulate air, a liquid that is prismatic,a kaleidoscope, etc. Regular or irregular shapes that are solid. Regularor irregular shapes that are intended to invoke the outline of afamiliar image, such as, but not limited to, a flower, a heart, a shoesole, a car, an animal head, a human head, caricatures, etc. Regular orirregular shapes that incorporate a logo printed or imprinted on thesurface of the floatation device, such as, but not limited to, abusiness name, initials, or monogram, a NFL team, a MLB team, a NBAteam, a college football team, a NHL team, a NASCAR driver, a company, acollege or university, a religious organization, a governmental agency,etc. Shapes that are designed as puzzle pieces and intended to fittogether with other floatation devices to form a larger shape thatrepresents a picture, etc. Regular or irregular shapes that are intendedto invoke the outline of a familiar image, such as, but not limited to,a logo. Regular or irregular shapes that are designed as part ofcollectible series of floatation devices. Regular or irregular shapesthat are intended to be given away such as at tradeshows, drawings, etc.Regular or irregular shapes that are intended to be given away at winetastings, parties, etc. Regular or irregular shapes that are intended tobe sent in the mail as an invitation to a party, event, etc.

Chart 3 below lists a wide variety of surface options for use in makingfloatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 a. These lists areexemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 3 Floatation Device 100 Surfaces Surfaces such as, but not limitedto, a textured surface, smooth surface, combinations of smooth andtextured surfaces, painted surface of at least one color, the color ofthe material itself, anodized surface of at least one color, glow-in-thedark surface of at least one color, psychedelic colored surfaces,stained surface, vinyl coated surface, faceted surface, combinations ofsmooth and faceted surfaces, combinations of texture and facetedsurfaces, etc.

Chart 4 below lists a wide variety of electronic module options forintegration into floatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 a. Theselists are exemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 4 Functions of Optional Electronic Module 160 A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedlighting system with lights of at least one color. A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedlighting system with lights of at least one color that are steady burn.A waterproof electronic module that is designed to power and operate anintegrated lighting system with lights of at least one color that blinksequentially. A waterproof electronic module that is designed to powerand operate an integrated lighting system with lights of at least onecolor that blink randomly. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated RFID system. A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedrestaurant paging system. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated AM/FM radio with speakers orearphones. A waterproof electronic module that is designed to power andoperate an integrated Bluetooth radio for communication. A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedWi-Fi radio for communication. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated UWB radio for communication.A waterproof electronic module that is designed to power and operate anintegrated USB interface. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated docking station for IPOD,MP3 player, etc.

FIG. 1 c is a pictoral representation of an optional embodiment of thepresent invention. Floatation device 100, is comprised of a combinationslot 111 and hole 130 for use in buoying up container 200 as shown inFIG. 2 in places such as, but not limited to, lakes, pools, hot tubs,spas, etc. FIG. 1 c illustrates a single floatation device 100;alternatively two floatation devices can be used to provide additionalbuoyancy. Also, the second floatation device 100 (not shown) can berotated the horizontal plane relative to one another so slots 111 (oneillustrated, one not shown) aren't overlaid on top of one another tocreate a locking effect.

Slot 111 as shown in FIG. 1 c is generally curved. The curve of slot 111may be a simple curve with a single center, alternatively it may be acomplex curve with multiple centers which may be interconnected withtangents. Slot 111 has edges that generally extend parallel to a simpleor complex curve that extends from center of hole 130 to edge 140. Slot111 extends through edge 140 and through the circumference of hole 130.Slot 111 may be of a size greater than the maximum cross-sectionaldimension of stem 220 of container 200 as shown in FIG. 2 in order toallow container 200 to easily slide through slot 111 and rest in bevel120 of flotation device 100, and yet act as a retainer to keep container200 as illustrated in FIG. 1 b from easily slipping out of curved slot111. Slot 111 may be of a size that is smaller than the maximumcross-sectional dimension of stem 220 as shown in FIG. 2 if the materialof floatation device 100 is flexible enough to allow slot 111 to be madetemporarily large enough to accept stem 220 by twisting or bendingflotation device 100. If slot 111 is smaller than the maximumcross-sectional dimension of stem 220 as shown in FIG. 2 this will allowslot 111 to act as a retainer to keep container 200 from easily slippingout of the present invention, floatation device 100. The circumferenceof hole 130 is smaller than the bowl of container 200 as shown in FIG. 1b, which illustrates that container 200 is not held in place inflotation device 100 by the sole means of friction, rather container 200is held in the present invention, floatation device 100, by means of aninterference fit. Hole 130 is beveled from the bottom surface offlotation device 100 to the top surface of flotation device 100. Bevel120 can be straight or curved, and its purpose is to hold container 200generally in an upright position by means of friction, but once again,it is important to note the friction between bevel 120 and container 200is not the means of keeping container 200 from slipping through thepresent invention, flotation device 100.

FIG. 1 c also shows an optional electronic module 160 for integrationinto floatation device 100.

FIG. 1 c also shows an optional hole 170 in floatation device 100 foruse in securing a lanyard 180. The lanyard 180 can be closed, or be ableto be clasped together. The lanyard 180 can be used to hang the presentinvention around a person's neck. Also, a clasped lanyard can beunclasped and if a spring loaded clip is used as the clasp, the lanyard180 can be attached to a stationary object, person's swimsuit, etc. inorder to prevent the present invention 100 from floating away. Lanyardsthat are closed or clasped are well known in the art. Optionally, hole170 could be replaced with an integrated or attached closed eye.

Another optional feature is the provision of a waterproof pocketapparatus (not shown) attached or integrated to hold a hotel room key,cell phone, cigarettes, lighter, keys, glasses, sun screen, etc.Waterproof pockets are well known in the art.

Another optional feature is the provision of an integrated or attacheddevice (not shown), which is a wireless remote control system thatincludes steering, and jet or propellers for returning the presentinvention to the beverage owner.

Another optional feature is the provision a one-dimensional barcode (notshown) for the purposes of identification. One-dimensional barcodes arewell known in the art.

Another optional feature is the provision a two dimensional barcode (notshown) for the purposes of identification. Two-dimensional bar codes arewell known in the art.

Chart 1 below lists a wide variety of materials for use in makingfloatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 c. These lists areexemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 1 Floatation Device 100 Materials Metals and metal alloys, suchas, but not limited to, aluminum, brass, bronze, copper, nickel, pewter,steel, stainless steel, tin, zinc, etc. Plastics from classifications,such as, but not limited to, acrylics, polyesters, silicones,polyurethanes, halogenated plastics, thermoplastics, thermosets,elastomers, structural, etc. Some common plastics from theseclassifications, such as, but limited to include, polystyrene (PS)polyvinyl chloride (PVC), polyamide (PA) also known as Nylon, syntheticrubber, polymethyl methacrylate (PMMA)as known as acrylic, polypropolene(PP), polyurethane (PU), polyethylene terephthalate (PET or PETE) alsoknown as Dacron, polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE) also known as Teflon,bioplastics, polycarbonate (PC) also known as Lexan, acrylonitrilebutadiene styrene (ABS), polymethyl methacrylate (PMMA) also known asPlexiglass, and melamine formaldehyde (MF), etc. Woods includingsoftwoods and hardwoods, such as, but not limited to, cedar, cypress,fir, hemlock, pine, spruce, ash, balsa, birch, cherry, cottonwood, elm,mahogany, maple, oak, teak, walnut, willow, bamboo, etc. Other materialsinclude, but not limited to, nanofoam, foam, cork, rubber, recycledmaterials such as foam rubber or tires, pumice, etc. Other materialproperties include, but not limited to, translucent materials,insulating materials, combination of materials such as, but not limitedto, wood and metal, wood and plastic, metal and plastic, etc.

Chart 2 below lists a wide variety of shapes for use in makingfloatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 c. These lists areexemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 2 Floatation Device 100 Shapes Circular or round shapes, such as,but not limited to, a donut, a Frisbee, a tire for a vehicle, a bagel, aphonograph record, a CD, a DVD, a clock face, a bulls eye target, aflying saucer, a hubcap, a planet such as the earth or moon, a ball,Christmas tree balls, various types of other balls, a Christmas wreath,various types of other holiday shapes such as a pumpkin, other fruits orvegetables, etc. Regular polygon shapes, such as, but not limited to,triangle, square, pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octagon, etc. Irregularpolygon shapes, such as, but not limited to, a triagon, quadragon,pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octagon, etc. Regular or irregular shapesthat are hollow, which can encapsulate air, a liquid that is prismatic,a kaleidoscope, etc. Regular or irregular shapes that are solid. Regularor irregular shapes that are intended to invoke the outline of afamiliar image, such as, but not limited to, a flower, a heart, a shoesole, a car, an animal head, a human head, caricatures, etc. Regular orirregular shapes that incorporate a logo printed or imprinted on thesurface of the floatation device, such as, but not limited to, abusiness name, initials, or monogram, a NFL team, a MLB team, a NBAteam, a college football team, a NHL team, a NASCAR driver, a company, acollege or university, a religious organization, a governmental agency,etc. Shapes that are designed as puzzle pieces and intended to fittogether with other floatation devices to form a larger shape thatrepresents a picture, etc. Regular or irregular shapes that are intendedto invoke the outline of a familiar image, such as, but not limited to,a logo. Regular or irregular shapes that are designed as part ofcollectible series of floatation devices. Regular or irregular shapesthat are intended to be given away at tradeshows, drawings, etc. Regularor irregular shapes that are intended to be given away at wine tastings,parties, etc.. Regular or irregular shapes that are intended to be sentin the mail as an invitation to a party, event, etc.

Chart 3 below lists a wide variety of surface options for use in makingfloatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 c. These lists areexemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 3 Floatation Device 100 Surfaces Surfaces. such as, but notlimited to, a textured surface, smooth surface, combinations of smoothand textured surfaces, the color of the material itself, painted surfaceof at least one color, anodized surface of at least one color,glow-in-the dark surface of at least one color, psychedelic coloredsurfaces, stained surface, vinyl coated surface, faceted surface,combinations of smooth and faceted surfaces, combinations of texture andfaceted surfaces, etc.

Chart 4 below lists a wide variety of electronic module options forintegration into floatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 c. Theselists are exemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 4 Functions of Optional Electronic Module 160 A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedlighting system with lights of at least one color. A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedlighting system with lights of at least one color that are steady burn.A waterproof electronic module that is designed to power and operate anintegrated lighting system with lights of at least one color that blinksequentially. A waterproof electronic module that is designed to powerand operate an integrated lighting system with lights of at least onecolor that blink randomly. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated RFID system. A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedrestaurant paging system. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated AM/FM radio with speakers orearplugs. A waterproof electronic module that is designed to power andoperate an integrated Bluetooth radio for communication. A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedWi-Fi radio for communication. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated UWB radio for communication.A waterproof electronic module that is designed to power and operate anintegrated USB interface. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated docking station for IPOD,MP3 player, etc.

FIG. 1 d is a pictoral representation of an optional embodiment of thepresent invention. The present invention is a floatation device 100,which is comprised of a combination slot 110 and hole 130 for use inbuoying up container 200 as shown in FIG. 2 in places such as, but notlimited to, lakes, pools, hot tubs, spas, etc. The present invention asshown in FIG. 1 d includes all the features of the floatation device 100as illustrated in FIG. 1 a, with the exception of a non-circular shape.FIG. 1 d illustrates a single floatation device 100; alternatively twofloatation devices can be used to provide additional buoyancy. Also, thesecond floatation device 100 (not shown) can be rotated the horizontalplane relative to one another so slots 110 (one illustrated, one notshown) aren't overlaid on top of one another to create a locking effect.

Slot 110 as shown in FIG. 1 d is linear and has edges that generallyextend parallel to a radius that extends from the center of hole 130 toedge 140. Slot 110 extends through edge 140 and through thecircumference of hole 130. Slot 130 may be of a size greater than themaximum cross-sectional dimension of stem 220 of container 200 as shownin FIG. 2 in order to allow container 200 to easily slide through slot110 and rest in bevel 120 of flotation device 100. Slot 110 may be of asize that is smaller than the maximum cross-sectional dimension of stem220 as shown in FIG. 2 if the material of floatation device 100 isflexible enough to allow slot 110 to be made temporarily large enough toaccept stem 220 by twisting or bending flotation device 100. If slot 110is smaller than the maximum cross-sectional dimension of stem 220 asshown in FIG. 2 this will allow slot 110 to act as a retainer to keepcontainer 200 from easily slipping out of the present invention,floatation device 100. The circumference of hole 130 is smaller than thebowl of container 200 as shown in FIG. 1 b, which illustrates thatcontainer 200 is not held in place in flotation device 100 by the solemeans of friction, rather container 200 is held in present invention,floatation device 100, by means of an interference fit. Hole 130 isbeveled from the bottom surface of flotation device 100 to the topsurface of flotation device 100. Bevel 120 can be straight or curved,and is meant to hold container 200 generally in an upright position bymeans of friction, but once again, it is important to note the frictionbetween bevel 120 and container 200 is not the means of keepingcontainer 200 from slipping through the present invention, flotationdevice 100.

FIG. 1 d also shows an optional electronic module 160 for integrationinto floatation device 100.

FIG. 1 d also shows an optional hole 170 in floatation device 100 foruse in securing a lanyard 180. The lanyard 180 can be closed, or be ableto be clasped together. The lanyard 180 can be used to hang the presentinvention around a person's neck. Also, a clasped lanyard can beunclasped and if a spring loaded clip is used as the clasp, the lanyard180 can be attached to a stationary object, person's swim suit, etc. inorder to prevent the present invention 100 from floating away. Lanyardsthat are closed or clasped are well known in the art. Optionally, hole170 could be replaced with an integrated or attached closed eye.

Another optional feature is the provision of a waterproof pocketapparatus (not shown) attached or integrated to hold a hotel room key,cell phone, cigarettes, lighter, keys, glasses, sun screen, etc.Waterproof pockets are well known in the art.

Another optional feature is the provision of an integrated or attacheddevice (not shown), which is a wireless remote control system thatincludes steering, and a jet or propellers for returning the presentinvention to the beverage owner.

Another optional feature is the provision a one-dimensional barcode (notshown) for the purposes of identification. One-dimensional barcodes arewell known in the art.

Another optional feature is the provision a two-dimensional barcode (notshown) for the purposes of identification. Two-dimensional bar codes arewell known in the art.

Chart 1 below lists a wide variety of materials for use in makingfloatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 d. These lists areexemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 1 Floatation Device 100 Materials Metals and metal alloys, suchas, but not limited to, aluminum, brass, bronze, copper, nickel, pewter,steel, stainless steel, tin, zinc, etc. Plastics from classifications,such as, but not limited to, acrylics, polyesters, silicones,polyurethanes, halogenated plastics, thermoplastics, thermosets,elastomers, structural, etc. Some common plastics from theseclassifications, such as, but limited to include, polystyrene (PS)polyvinyl chloride (PVC), polyamide (PA) also known as Nylon, syntheticrubber, polymethyl methacrylate (PMMA)as known as acrylic, polypropolene(PP), polyurethane (PU), polyethylene terephthalate (PET or PETE) alsoknown as Dacron, polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE) also known as Teflon,bioplastics, polycarbonate (PC) also known as Lexan, acrylonitrilebutadiene styrene (ABS), polymethyl methacrylate (PMMA) also known asPlexiglass, and melamine formaldehyde (MF), etc. Woods includingsoftwoods and hardwoods, such as, but not limited to, cedar, cypress,fir, hemlock, pine, spruce, ash, balsa, birch, cherry, cottonwood, elm,mahogany, maple, oak, teak, walnut, willow, bamboo, etc. Other materialsinclude, but are not limited to, nanofoam, foam, cork, rubber, recycledmaterials such as foam rubber or tires, pumice, etc. Other materialproperties, include, but not limited to, translucent materials,insulating materials, combination of materials such as, but not limitedto, wood and metal, wood and plastic, metal and plastic, etc.

Chart 2 below lists a wide variety of shapes for use in makingfloatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 d. These lists areexemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 2 Floatation Device 100 Shapes Circular or round shapes, such as,but not limited to, a donut, a Frisbee, a tire for a vehicle, a bagel, aphonograph record, a CD, a DVD, a clock face, a bulls eye target, aflying saucer, a hubcap, a planet such as the earth or moon, a ball,Christmas tree balls, various types of other balls, a Christmas wreath,various types of other holiday shapes such as a pumpkin, other fruits orvegetables, etc. Regular polygon shapes, such as, but not limited to,triangle, square, pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octagon, etc. Irregularpolygon shapes, such as, but not limited to, a triagon, quadragon,pentagon, hexagon, heptagon, octagon, etc. Regular or irregular shapesthat are hollow, which can encapsulate air, a liquid that is prismatic,a kaleidoscope, etc. Regular or irregular shapes that are solid. Regularor irregular shapes that are intended to invoke the outline of afamiliar image, such as, but not limited to, a flower, a heart, a shoesole, a car, an animal head, a human head, caricatures, etc. Regular orirregular shapes that incorporate a logo printed or imprinted on thesurface of the floatation device, such as, but not limited to, abusiness name, initials, or monogram, a NFL team, a MLB team, a NBAteam, a college football team, a NHL team, a NASCAR driver, a company, acollege or university, a religious organization, a governmental agency,etc. Shapes that are designed as puzzle pieces and intended to fittogether with other floatation devices to form a larger shape thatrepresents a picture, etc. Regular or irregular shapes that are intendedto invoke the outline of a familiar image, such as, but not limited to,a logo. Regular or irregular shapes that are designed as part ofcollectible series of floatation devices. Regular or irregular shapesthat are intended to be given away at tradeshows, drawings, etc. Regularor irregular shapes that are intended to be given away at wine tastings,parties, etc. Regular or irregular shapes that are intended to be sentin the mail as an invitation to a party,, event, etc.

Chart 3 below lists a wide variety of surface options for use in makingfloatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 d. These lists areexemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 3 Floatation Device 100 Surfaces Surfaces. such as, but notlimited to, a textured surface, smooth surface, combinations of smoothand textured surfaces, the color of the material itself, painted surfaceof at least one color, anodized surface of at least one color,glow-in-the dark surface of at least one color, psychedelic coloredsurfaces, stained surface, vinyl coated surface, faceted surface,combinations of smooth and faceted surfaces, combinations of texture andfaceted surfaces, etc.

Chart 4 below lists a wide variety of electronic module options forintegration into floatation device 100 as illustrated in FIG. 1 d. Theselists are exemplary and not meant to be exhaustive.

CHART 4 Functions of Optional Electronic Module 160 A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedlighting system with lights of at least one color. A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedlighting system with lights of at least one color that are steady burn.A waterproof electronic module that is designed to power and operate anintegrated lighting system with lights of at least one color that blinksequentially. A waterproof electronic module that is designed to powerand operate an integrated lighting system with lights of at least onecolor that blink randomly. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated RFID system. A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedrestaurant paging system. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated AM/FM radio with speakers orearplugs. A waterproof electronic module that is designed to power andoperate an integrated Bluetooth radio for communication. A waterproofelectronic module that is designed to power and operate an integratedWi-Fi radio for communication. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated UWB radio for communication.A waterproof electronic module that is designed to power and operate anintegrated USB interface. A waterproof electronic module that isdesigned to power and operate an integrated docking station for IPOD,MP3 player, etc.

FIG. 3 is a pictoral representation of container 200 used in conjunctionwith the present invention 100 resting on a table 300, with four holes310A, 310B, 310C, 310D, and table legs 320. Holes 310A, 310B, 310C,310D, are large enough to allow the base of container 200 to passthrough, but small enough to keep floatation device 100 from passingthough. Table legs 320 must be of sufficient height to keep the base ofcontainer 200 from resting on any surface.

Although a table 300 is illustrated, this concept could be incorporatedinto a shelf on a boat, a lap table, etc. and can be integrated orremovable.

FIG. 4 a is a pictoral representation of an optional floatation deviceelectronic module 160 that is waterproof and integrated in the presentinvention as illustrated in FIGS. 1 a, 1 c, and 1 d. The electronicmodule 160 is comprised of a radio 410, a processor 420, a power supply430, an interface 440, an antenna 450, memory 460, and an optionaldevice 470. Radio 410 can be a radio such as, but not limited to, aBluetooth radio, a Wi-Fi radio, an AM/FM radio, a radio frequencyidentification (RFID) radio, an ultra wide band radio, a GPS radio, atelevision receiver, a cell phone radio, near field communication (NFC)radios, restaurant pager, or a proprietary radio that transmits andreceives in licensed or un-licensed FCC frequency spectrums. Radio 410can also be a combination of any of the previously described radios.Processor 420 may be built on hardware including, but not limited to,Field Programmable Gate Arrays (FPGA), Application Specific IntegratedCircuits (ASIC), System-On-A-Chip (SoC), etc. The processor 420 canoperate under the control of a program stored in memory 460 via anexternal data and address bus. The microprocessor 420 can use anoperating system such as, but not limited to, Palm OS®, Pocket PC,Windows CE, EPOC, Linux, etc. The processor 420 can also operate underthe control of a program stored in memory on the processor 420. Powersupply 430 can be supplied electrical power through means such as, butnot limited to, batteries, chemical fuel cells, solar power, etc. Onlyone interface 440 is shown for clarity, but electronic module 160 mayinclude additional ports. These ports may include, but are not limitedto an RJ-11 jack, an RJ-45 jack, IEEE 1394 Fire Wire connection, USB,RS-232, a PCMCIA slot, etc. Only one antenna 450 is shown for clarity,for transmitting and/or receiving wireless signals, but other antennaemay be included as necessary. Antenna 450 can transmit and/or receivewireless signals from base station 400, other electronic modules 160, orother radio sources such as, but not limited to, a Bluetooth radio, aWi-Fi radio, an AM/FM radio, a radio frequency identification (RFID)radio, an ultra wide band radio, a GPS radio, a television receiver, acell phone radio, near field communication (NFC) radios, or aproprietary radio that transmits and receives in licensed or un-licensedFCC frequency spectrums. Memory 460 can be of a type such as, but notlimited to, DRAM, SRAM, ROM, PROM, EAROM, EPROM, EEPROM, Flash, etc. Theelectronic module 160 can also include an optional device 470, which canbe a device such as, but not limited to, a digital camera, a GPSreceiver, a music player, a voice recorder, etc.

FIG. 4 b is a pictoral representation of an optional base station foruse in conjunction with at least one electronic module. The base station400 is comprised of a radio 410, a processor 420, a power supply 430, aninterface 440, and a transmit/receive antenna 450, and memory 460. Radio410 can be a radio such as, but not limited to, a Bluetooth radio, aWi-Fi radio, an AM/FM radio, a radio frequency identification (RFID)radio, an ultra wide band radio, a GPS radio, a television receiver, acell phone radio, near field communication (NFC) radios, restaurantpager, or a proprietary radio that transmits and receives in licensed orun-licensed FCC frequency spectrums. Radio 410 can also be a combinationof any of the previously described radios. Processor 420 may be built onhardware including, but not limited to, Field Programmable Gate Arrays(FPGA), Application Specific Integrated Circuits (ASIC),System-On-A-Chip (SoC), etc. The processor 420 can operate under thecontrol of a program stored in memory 460 via an external data andaddress bus. The processor 420 can use an operating system such as, butnot limited to, Palm OS®, Pocket PC, Windows CE, EPOC, Linux, etc. Theprocessor 420 can also operate under the control of a program stored inmemory on the processor 420. Power supply 430 can be supplied electricalpower through means such as, but not limited to, a connection tobuilding wiring with or without a transformer, batteries, chemical fuelcells, solar power, etc. Only one interface 440 is shown for clarity,but electronic module 160 may include additional ports. These ports mayinclude, but are not limited to an RJ-11 jack, an RJ45 jack, IEEE 1394Fire Wire connection, USB, RS-232, a PCMCIA slot, etc. Only one antenna450 is shown for clarity for transmitting and/or receiving wirelesssignals, but other antennae may be included as necessary. Antenna 450can transmit and/or receive wireless signals from electronic module 160,other base stations 400, or other radio sources such as, but not limitedto, a Bluetooth radio, a Wi-Fi radio, an AM/FM radio, a radio frequencyidentification (RFID) radio, an ultra wide band radio, a GPS radio, atelevision receiver, a cell phone radio, near field communication (NFC)radios, or a proprietary radio that transmits and receives in licensedor un-licensed FCC frequency spectrums. Memory 460 can be of a type suchas, but not limited to, DRAM, SRAM, ROM, PROM, EAROM, EPROM, EEPROM,Flash, etc. At least one base station 400 can be used to locateelectronic modules 160 by means of various radio positioningtime-of-arrival methods, including, but not limited to, GPS locationtransfer, base station triangulation using signal electronic module 160signal strengths, and other well known location methods.

FIG. 5 is a pictoral representation of a telecommunication network foruse in conjunction with the present invention. The network is comprisedof electronic modules 160A, 160B, 160C, and base stations 400A, 400B,interconnected via the network cloud 500. Base station 400A cancommunicate with the network cloud 500 via wireless connection 530A.Base station 400 A can communicate with base station 400B via wirelessconnection 540 and vice versa. Base station 400B can communicate withelectronic modules 160A, 160B, 160C via the network cloud 500.Electronic modules 160A, 160B, 160C can communicate with one another viawireless connection 520, of which one is shown for clarity. Electronicmodules 160A, 160B, 160C can communicate with base stations 400A,400Bvia network cloud 500 via wireless connections 510A, 510B, 510C,respectively. Network cloud 500 can also contain servers operatingdatabases, hosting webpages, email applications, etc, and wirelessaccess points, and hardwiring, such as but not limited to, copper andfiber optic cables.

FIG. 6 is a pictoral representation of a floatation device withintegrated insulated jacket. The floatation device with integratedinsulated jacket as shown in FIG. 6 is designed to keep hot liquids hot,and cold liquids cold for an extended period of time.

Following is an example of how the present invention might be used on acruise ship. As a passenger boards a cruise ship they are provided afloatation device that includes the optional electronic module. Thefloatation device is lightweight, colorful, includes a logo of thecruise line, and the optional lanyard is used to put the device aroundthe passenger's neck. The passenger's demographic information that hasbeen pre-recorded in the ship's database is assigned to the electronicmodule's unique electronic identification. Immediately, the ship's basestations begin to track the passenger and provide information to theship's personnel to assist in providing the passenger with service thatis unrivaled. Passenger tracking would also be a useful tool for safetydrills, emergencies, etc. The ship's base stations know if the passengeris at the pool, if they have ordered a specific beverage the previousday, how many drinks the passenger has ordered, how fast or slow thepassenger has consumed their refreshments, if they are frequently in thecompany of the same passengers or new passengers, etc. The passengertakes a dip in the pool, and within a short time one of the ship'spersonnel arrives with the right drink, puts it in the floatationdevice, and the Wi-Fi radio in the electronic module concludes a relatedtransaction with the ship's accounting database in the ship's networkthat is attached to the network of base stations located in strategiclocations throughout the ship. The passenger enjoys their drink in thepool that is floating near them in the floatation device. The electronicmodule in the floatation device can also serve as a message board toreceive messages from the ship's staff, family member, etc. Not only isthe passenger's drink floating near them, but so are a cigar andlighter, money and cell phone in the convenient waterproof pocket thatis integrated into the floatation device. The passenger takes a fewpictures of their friends and family using the built-in digital camerain the electronic module in the floatation device. The pictures areuploaded via the base station to the ship's photo database, for viewingby the passenger on the TV in their room at their convenience. Thepassenger returns to their room, and as they near their door the NFCradio in the electronic module integrated into the floatation deviceautomatically opens the door.

Having thus described a preferred embodiment and other embodiments of asystem, method, and apparatus for the floatation of beverages, it shouldbe apparent to those skilled in the art that certain advantages of thepresent invention have been achieved. It should also be appreciated thatvarious modifications, adaptations, and alternatives may be made. It isof course not possible to describe every conceivable combination ofcomponents for purposes of describing the present invention. All suchpossible modifications are to be included within the spirit and scope ofthe present invention which is to be limited only by the followingclaims.

1. A floatation apparatus being generally circular in shape, furthermoreproviding sufficient buoyancy to cause a container to float in a liquidwhen said container is received in said floatation apparatus, which iscomprised of a substantially flat material having a vertical height, abeveled hole substantially located in the center of said floatationapparatus, and said hole is oriented substantially vertically, and saidhole is of a size sufficient to cause interference with said container,and a straight slot with substantially parallel sides that radiates fromthe center of said hole which intercepts the edge of the floatationapparatus to allow the stem of said container to pass into said beveledhole.
 2. A floatation apparatus being generally circular in shape,furthermore providing sufficient buoyancy to cause a container to floatin a liquid when said container is received in said floatationapparatus, which is comprised of a substantially flat material having avertical height, a beveled hole substantially located in the center ofsaid floatation apparatus, and said hole is oriented substantiallyvertically, and said hole is of a size sufficient to cause interferencewith said container, and a curved slot with substantially parallel sidesthat radiates from the center of said hole which intercepts the edge ofthe floatation apparatus to allow the stem of said container to passinto said beveled hole.
 3. The apparatus recited in claim 1 wherein anelectronic module is integrated.
 4. The electronic module in claim 3wherein the electronic module functionality is selected from the setconsisting of integrated lighting system, RFID tag, AM radio, FM radio,restaurant pager, Bluetooth radio, Wi-Fi radio, UWB radio, near fieldcommunication radio, and an interface.
 5. The interface in claim 4wherein the functionality is selected from the set consisting of RJ-11jack, an RJ-45 jack, IEEE 1394 Fire Wire connection, USB, RS-232, and aPCMCIA slot.
 6. The apparatus recited in claim 2 wherein an electronicmodule is integrated.
 7. The electronic module in claim 6 wherein theelectronic module functionality is selected from the set consisting ofintegrated lighting system, RFID tag, AM radio, FM radio, restaurantpager, Bluetooth radio, Wi-Fi radio, UWB radio, near field communicationradio, and an interface.
 8. The interface in claim 7 wherein thefunctionality is selected from the set consisting of RJ-11 jack, anRJ-45 jack, IEEE 1394 Fire Wire connection, USB, RS-232, and a PCMCIAslot.
 9. A floatation apparatus being irregular in shape, furthermoreproviding sufficient buoyancy to cause a container to float in a liquidwhen said container is received in said floatation apparatus, which iscomprised of a substantially flat material having a vertical height, abeveled hole substantially located in the center of said floatationapparatus, and said hole is oriented substantially vertically, and saidhole is of a size sufficient to cause interference with said container,and a curved slot with substantially parallel sides that radiates fromthe center of said hole which intercepts the edge of the floatationapparatus to allow the stem of said container to pass into said beveledhole.
 10. The apparatus recited in claim 9 wherein an electronic moduleis integrated.
 11. The electronic module in claim 10 wherein theelectronic module functionality is selected from the set consisting ofintegrated lighting system, RFID tag, AM radio, FM radio, restaurantpager, Bluetooth radio, Wi-Fi radio, UWB radio, a near fieldcommunication radio, and an interface.
 12. The interface in claim 11wherein the functionality is selected from the set consisting of RJ-11jack, an RJ-45 jack, IEEE 1394 Fire Wire connection, USB, RS-232, and aPCMCIA slot
 13. The apparatus recited in claim 1 wherein a metal surfaceis integrated for clinking together with a second floatation apparatus.14. The apparatus recited in claim 2 wherein a metal surface isintegrated for clinking together with a second floatation apparatus. 15.The apparatus recited in claim 9 wherein a metal surface is integratedfor clinking together with a second floatation apparatus.
 16. Theapparatus recited in claim 1 wherein a plurality of apparatuses is used.17. The apparatus recited in claim 2 wherein pluralities of apparatusesis used.
 18. The apparatus recited in claim wherein a plurality ofapparatuses is used.